AL GORE AND GLOBAL COOLING

NEWSFLASH! GLOBAL GOOSEBUMPS GUT GORE’S GRAVY TRAIN As reports continue to pour in that the planet is actually cooling rather than warming, other reports detail Al Gore’s depression over this revolting development. Word on the street is that Al is in seclusion in his Nashville mansion scarfing bon bons and Twinkies and re-writing his book, An Inconvenient Truth and that the new title will be, How Dare Reality and True Truths Mess with My Truths? Subtitle: Why’s Everybody Always Messing with Me? The reports that have caused Gore’s funk include these: “An uncharacteristically wet, cold July in Anchorage and across...

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