By: Aazdak Alisimo
There are more than a few games that challenge your skills and character, but none of them manages to match up with the purity of golf. It can be maddening. It can be frustrating. It can also be funny as these quotes show.
1. If you are caught on a golf course during a storm and are afraid of lightning, hold up a 1-iron. Not even God can hit a 1-iron. - Lee Trevino
2. Golf is a game whose aim is to hit a very small ball into an even smaller hole, with weapons singularly ill-designed for the purpose. - Winston Churchill
3. It took me seventeen years to get 3,000 hits in baseball. I did it in one afternoon on the golf course. - Hank Aaron
4. Hockey is a sport for white men. Basketball is a sport for black men. Golf is a sport for white men dressed like black pimps. - Tiger Woods
5. If I hit it right, it's a slice. If I hit it left, it's a hook. If I hit it straight, it's a miracle.
6. An interesting thing about golf is that no matter how badly you play, it is always possible to get worse.
7. The reason the pro tells you to keep your head down is so you can't see him laughing. - Phyllis Diller
8. Golf can best be defined as an endless series of tragedies obscured by the occasional miracle.
9. Don't play too much golf. Two rounds a day are plenty. - Harry Vardon
10. You can talk to a fade but a hook won't listen. - Lee Trevino
11. Columbus went around the world in 1492. That isn't a lot of strokes when you consider the course. - Lee Trevino
12. I know I am getting better at golf because I am hitting fewer spectators. - Gerald Ford
13. I've had a good day when I don't fall out of the cart. - Buddy Hackett
14. You have to understand, I don't play golf for fun. It's my business. When the mailman starts delivering mail on his off day, that's when I'll start playing golf for the hell of it. - Lee Trevino
15. One of the nice things about the Senior Tour is that we can take a cart and cooler. If your game is not going well, you can always have a picnic. - Lee Trevino
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Aazdak Alisimo writes for GolfClubCourse.com - your resource for finding golf stores in your area.
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